{"id":227,"date":"2024-03-12T20:47:36","date_gmt":"2024-03-12T20:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepanicreport.co.uk\/?page_id=227"},"modified":"2024-03-14T20:50:54","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T20:50:54","slug":"227-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thepanicreport.co.uk\/?page_id=227","title":{"rendered":"Martin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted has-black-color has-cool-to-warm-spectrum-gradient-background has-text-color has-background has-link-color wp-elements-4fbbba2c1fcab5db0b1e55292d8a64a8\">1) Name\n    \nMartin Skeletor McFumblestick\n\n2) Place of birth \n\nI was born on the wagon of a travelling show\n\n3) Best gig ever played\n\n\u201dThe Flying Skip\u201d Stockton-on-Tees. We had been billed as TPR and people thought we were TPR recruitment. It was the time before we had instruments, and we were doing mime and experimental dance. There was about 18 people there and over one third stayed to the end\n\n4) Worst gig ever played \n\nSame gig, due to violent, explosive dysentery. Not a good combination with the milky white bodytards we wore in those days\n\n5) Best gig ever seen\n\nAn evening with Eamonn Holmes. He talked mostly about his brass rubbing adventures with Derek Batey. Hates \u200e Ben Fogle! Something to do with camp site fees\n\n6) Worst gig ever seen\n\nSame gig, Holmes had no tie and stumbled of stage after 40 minutes after downing a bottle of Pernod\n\n7) Favourite album \n\nAlan Titchmarsh \u201cCombating Antirrhinum rust\u201d I despise all forms of music so this would have to be my all-time favourite album. Side one is best, (snapdragons). It is a fungal disease that produces dark brown spore pustules on the undersides of the leaves. Severely affected leaves shrivel and may die\n\n8) Favourite single\n\n  Him off Ant and Dec\u2019s celebrity accident, seems very reliable\n\n9) Favourite band\n\nHavana 3 AM, the band The Clash could have been\n\n10) Worst band\n\nSame band, as I have said I absolutely despise all music, and this is the only band I\u2019ve ever perceived\n\n11) Favourite film\n\n2001 Two - a Space Normality\n\n12) Favourite actor\n\nHim off Ant and Dec\u2019s celebrity accident, seems very reliable\n\n13) Best thing about me\n\nI sleep almost every night, that\u2019s dedication\n\n14) Worst thing about me\n\nI sleep too much, gets in the way of being conscious\n\n15) Favourite food\n\nI like leftover Shepherds pie, but it must be the sort served on an aeroplane\n\n16) Worst food\n\nAnything that has not been through some sort of massive industrial process\n\n17) Favourite drink\n\nSea water\n\n18) Favourite place\n\nJust in front of any blue bin, makes you feel like a winner\n\n19) Favourite cheese\n\nCraft Dairy Lee Triangles, but only when you pull a bit off the top and squeeze out the cheese like a delicious black head\n\n20) I collect...\n\nTime, I\u2019ve got about 6 extra minutes at this point <\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) Name Martin Skeletor McFumblestick 2) Place of birth I was born on the wagon of a travelling show 3) Best gig ever played \u201dThe Flying Skip\u201d Stockton-on-Tees. 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